Me to Little Sister noticing she has an accent, ‘So where are you from?’
Little Sister: ‘We’re from Georgia.’
Little Sister laughing because my wearable electric pump sounds funny.
Big Sister: ‘Why are you laughing?’
Little Sister: ‘Because her machine made a farting sound.’
Big Sister: ‘Don’t say fart, say pass gas. It’s nicer. Everyone passes gas.’
(Big Sister turns to me) ‘My daddy passes gas in Georgia.’
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